Southernskies wrote:
Nitro val'Abebi walks up to the Portal of Anshar with a barrel over his shoulder.
"Anything to declare?" asks the Centurion from the Legion of Grim Lamentation?
"No."
The Centurion eyes the barrel and makes an obscene gesture to the legionnaires; who strategically sidestep behind 4 foot thick stone pillars in anticipation.
The Portal activates and Nitro val'Abebi finds himself vaporized for being 490 shot packets over the limit for the gate...
<earth shattering kaboom>
Glad I wasn't drinking my morning coffee while reading this! LOL Nitro val Abebi that's rich!
500d6 damage later...
<gate is untouched>