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 Post subject: Re: Setting Camp
PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 10:19 pm 
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<trains engineer ferret to insert corks into all hollow tubes found> :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: Setting Camp
PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 8:28 pm 
War Ferrets can't get you if you set yourself on fire.

Get some natural AR against Fire.


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 Post subject: Re: Setting Camp
PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 1:50 am 

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War HoneyBadgers.

They can open suits of armor like tin cans.

Fear my legions of unstoppable, err war honeybadgers.

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 Post subject: Re: Setting Camp
PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 2:14 am 
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ZCaslar wrote:
War Ferrets can't get you if you set yourself on fire.
How did I miss this?!? Adds a whole new dimension to scorched earth defense! Tukufu wants to science the $%!@ out of this idea immediately...any volunteers who are willing to be set on fire and sent through murders of war ferrets?

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War Honey Badgers ...
Well poop. The wheel turns and the escalation of war continues. Oh, the humanity

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 Post subject: Re: Setting Camp
PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 10:08 am 

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val Holryn wrote:
ZCaslar wrote:
War Ferrets can't get you if you set yourself on fire.
How did I miss this?!? Adds a whole new dimension to scorched earth defense! Tukufu wants to science the $%!@ out of this idea immediately...any volunteers who are willing to be set on fire and sent through murders of war ferrets?

James Zwiers wrote:
War Honey Badgers ...
Well poop. The wheel turns and the escalation of war continues. Oh, the humanity


Tukufu,

Your grasp of science is admirable, but your sense of tactics leave something to be desired. Set your watch with war honey badgers that you set on fire to deal with the incoming war ferrets. Your scientific curiosity is settled, your camp protected and your breakfast pre-cooked.

Sincerely,

Vincens


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 Post subject: Re: Setting Camp
PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 1:32 pm 

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Vincens, I am disappointed in your tactics. That plan would certainly work, but only for one night. For after the first I would need a new set of badgers. I need a plan that I can use every day. Now, ferrets like shiny things. Why don't I just cover the honeyed badgers with gold coins for bait? Yes, I think that will work. Nothing could go wrong with glittering honeyed badgers while I breathe through an air tube while taking a dirt nap. Well that works for a ground defense.

Now I have to worry about the Ansharan Hummingbird bombs.

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 Post subject: Re: Setting Camp
PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 1:47 pm 

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val Holryn wrote:
ZCaslar wrote:
War Ferrets can't get you if you set yourself on fire.
How did I miss this?!? Adds a whole new dimension to scorched earth defense! Tukufu wants to science the $%!@ out of this idea immediately...any volunteers who are willing to be set on fire and sent through murders of war ferrets?

James Zwiers wrote:
War Honey Badgers ...
Well poop. The wheel turns and the escalation of war continues. Oh, the humanity


Bardus is dumb enough to take you up on that Tukufu, provided there are no Ansharans involved and you get him liqured up first.

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 Post subject: Re: Setting Camp
PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 3:12 pm 
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What if you get Bardus liquored up and then bring in the Ansharans...hilarity ensues... :o :shock: :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: Setting Camp
PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 5:54 pm 
val Holryn wrote:
ZCaslar wrote:
War Ferrets can't get you if you set yourself on fire.
How did I miss this?!? Adds a whole new dimension to scorched earth defense! Tukufu wants to science the $%!@ out of this idea immediately...any volunteers who are willing to be set on fire and sent through murders of war ferrets?


Appropriately Tukufu is very distantly acquainted with a very fireproof dark-kin given to being very experimentally reckless. :twisted:


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